1 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:07,150 She looks just like you. 2 00:00:07,174 --> 00:00:09,385 Really? I think she looks just like Steve. 3 00:00:09,409 --> 00:00:10,954 Yeah, you know what, so do I. 4 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:13,189 I don't know... the way she cries when she doesn't get her way, 5 00:00:13,213 --> 00:00:14,924 and, uh, enjoys the breast-feeding. 6 00:00:14,948 --> 00:00:16,292 I know this is embarrassing to admit, 7 00:00:16,316 --> 00:00:17,527 but if you guys weren't here, 8 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,195 I'd still be up there watching her sleep. 9 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,830 Oh, I want one. 10 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:22,632 - Can you just pick one up at the mall... - Right. 11 00:00:22,656 --> 00:00:24,267 Or do you have to find Mr. Right first? 12 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:26,202 Oh, that reminds me. 13 00:00:26,226 --> 00:00:27,670 I know the perfect guy for you. 14 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:28,671 He's my printer. 15 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:29,839 And he's incredibly nice. 16 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:31,107 - A printer. - Yes. 17 00:00:31,131 --> 00:00:32,575 And I owe him a dinner, so... 18 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:35,912 Uh, thanks, but after what happened with my dad, 19 00:00:35,936 --> 00:00:38,781 I don't think I'm ready for a dating disaster yet. 20 00:00:38,805 --> 00:00:40,316 Well, we'll just make it totally casual. 21 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:41,317 We'll have people over. 22 00:00:41,341 --> 00:00:43,219 Oh. 23 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:44,404 Printer? 24 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:47,657 - Hey. - Hey. 25 00:00:47,681 --> 00:00:50,173 I got to use your pinball machine, okay? 26 00:00:52,185 --> 00:00:53,596 Uh, Noah, Maddy's asleep. 27 00:00:53,620 --> 00:00:55,598 All right, let's get this going. 28 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:58,134 You didn't drive here, did you? 29 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,669 Crank this baby up. 30 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:00,693 - Come on. - Noah. 31 00:01:01,895 --> 00:01:02,939 Come on. 32 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,107 She said Maddy's sleeping. 33 00:01:05,132 --> 00:01:07,076 Look, I'll drive you home. 34 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,678 I got it. Noah, come on. 35 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,480 - I don't want to go home right now, all right? - It's okay. 36 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:12,482 Donna, you don't need to deal with this right now, okay? 37 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,883 I know, just... Let's go. 38 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:14,884 It's okay. 39 00:01:14,908 --> 00:01:15,885 Okay? 40 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,878 Yeah. 41 00:01:27,087 --> 00:01:29,499 Dick Clark was a DJ in this city when he took over 42 00:01:29,523 --> 00:01:32,535 a TV show that would soon become American Bandstand. 43 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:33,803 That's Cleveland. 44 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:34,837 Philadelphia. 45 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,205 - What is Philadelphia? - Yes. 46 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:38,074 "On the air" for 200. 47 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,509 Nicknamed "The Moondog," 48 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,477 this DJ is often credited... 49 00:01:41,501 --> 00:01:43,112 I know this. It's, um, it's... 50 00:01:43,136 --> 00:01:44,414 Uh, give me a second. 51 00:01:44,438 --> 00:01:46,149 - It's, uh... -Alan Freed. - Who is Alan Freed? 52 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,150 Yep. 53 00:01:47,174 --> 00:01:48,318 That's Alan Freed. 54 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,253 - That's it. - It's all right, Steve. 55 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:53,489 I'm sure you would've gotten one of them right sooner or later. 56 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:54,557 Yeah, yeah. 57 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:55,658 What you're seeing is 58 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,060 video shot just moments ago, 59 00:01:57,084 --> 00:01:59,862 as LAX emergency personnel escorted the passengers 60 00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,097 to the terminal. 61 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:02,632 Here's how one woman described her... 62 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:03,633 Hey, D, check this out. 63 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:05,435 Best you can, in your own words. 64 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:08,738 At what point did you realize the plane was in trouble? 65 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,073 - Anybody get hurt? - I don't know. 66 00:02:10,097 --> 00:02:11,541 But they just showed the passengers 67 00:02:11,565 --> 00:02:13,543 getting off the plane, and one of them looked like your dad. 68 00:02:13,567 --> 00:02:15,178 My dad's been dead for seven years, Steve. 69 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:16,179 Yeah, I know that. 70 00:02:16,203 --> 00:02:17,413 I'm just saying, look. 71 00:02:17,437 --> 00:02:18,514 You're okay and safe. 72 00:02:18,538 --> 00:02:19,582 I'm sure you're looking forward... 73 00:02:19,606 --> 00:02:20,950 Not here. 74 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,285 In case you're just joining us... 75 00:02:22,309 --> 00:02:23,620 There. There! 76 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:26,522 Some terrifying moments for these passengers 77 00:02:26,546 --> 00:02:29,726 aboard Flight 221 today, as their plane 78 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:31,294 bound from Phoenix to LAX 79 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,463 experienced wheel gear trouble on the way 80 00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,565 and final approach. Pilots called the... 81 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,467 Tell me that guy's not an exact replica of your father. 82 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,435 Gear light had not gone on, 83 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:43,089 indicating that the gear had not locked in place. 84 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:48,227 ♪♪ 85 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,924 ♪♪ 86 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:42,946 ♪♪ 87 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:51,859 ♪♪ 88 00:03:56,503 --> 00:04:02,238 ♪ How can you believe that you're the only one? ♪ 89 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:07,356 ♪ In a world of strangers passing by ♪ 90 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:12,829 ♪ So close and yet so far away ♪ 91 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,913 ♪ Live out loud ♪ 92 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,869 ♪ Have a look into your eyes ♪ 93 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:22,905 ♪ Live out loud ♪ 94 00:04:25,699 --> 00:04:27,343 - Hi. - Hi. 95 00:04:27,367 --> 00:04:29,545 I know. I couldn't look more corporate. 96 00:04:29,569 --> 00:04:30,646 No, you look great. 97 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:32,014 You're gonna do great. 98 00:04:32,038 --> 00:04:33,850 My first day at work, and I'm already dreading it. 99 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,218 Well, just talk to Pia. 100 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,619 Mm, yeah. 101 00:04:36,643 --> 00:04:38,721 She said that we would be working on 102 00:04:38,745 --> 00:04:40,256 a ballot initiative about gay rights clubs. 103 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:42,959 I just assumed that we'd be in favor of them. 104 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:45,294 I didn't think that we'd be trying to prohibit them. 105 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:48,397 She told me just enough to get me excited. 106 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:50,967 But I guess that is what PR is all about. 107 00:04:50,991 --> 00:04:52,368 They have plenty of accounts. 108 00:04:52,392 --> 00:04:54,070 I'm sure Pia can just put you on one 109 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,790 - you believe in. - I guess. 110 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,441 Oh, um, 111 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:00,943 David said he's been drinking for the past couple of weeks. 112 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,545 So I was just kind of 113 00:05:02,569 --> 00:05:03,849 the designated driver last night. 114 00:05:05,105 --> 00:05:08,584 Donna, I don't know. 115 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,853 It's just, he offered his help when my dad died, 116 00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,289 and I'm just offering mine back. 117 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,224 I'm sure you're just being a friend. 118 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,893 But I just want to make sure that you're not 119 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,628 putting his needs in front of yours. 120 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,163 I know. 121 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:21,731 Okay. 122 00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:23,432 Bye. Wish me luck. 123 00:05:23,456 --> 00:05:25,448 Good luck. 124 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:51,194 I'm just saying, it must have been a huge conspiracy. 125 00:05:51,218 --> 00:05:53,062 All the cops, FBI. 126 00:05:53,086 --> 00:05:55,398 You said your father blew up right in front of you. 127 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:57,567 Can you imagine planning a stunt like that? 128 00:05:57,591 --> 00:05:59,936 Steve, there was no stunt, all right? 129 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,804 There certainly is no conspiracy. 130 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:02,939 My father's dead. 131 00:06:02,963 --> 00:06:04,640 We're two guys standing at the airport 132 00:06:04,664 --> 00:06:06,843 in the afternoon 'cause we got nothing better to do. 133 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:07,877 Uh, next in line, please. 134 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,245 Hi. 135 00:06:09,269 --> 00:06:10,513 Hi. How can I help you, sir? 136 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,148 Saw a report on the news last night about 137 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:15,017 Flight 200, the one that made that emergency landing. 138 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:19,121 And I saw... I thought I saw a man by the name of Jack McKay. 139 00:06:19,145 --> 00:06:21,123 I was wondering if you could confirm that for me. 140 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:23,292 I'm sorry, but I can't give out any passenger information. 141 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:26,362 I understand that's the rule, but the truth of the matter is, 142 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,730 it's this guy's father. 143 00:06:27,754 --> 00:06:29,565 He hasn't seen him in seven years, so... 144 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,133 I wish I could help, but I can't. 145 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:32,635 Well, if you can't help, what are you doing back there? 146 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:34,036 I'll tell you what you do. 147 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,271 Push those buttons, look on that screen, 148 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:36,873 and tell me whether the guy on that plane 149 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,307 - is my dad or not. - I'm sorry, sir, 150 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,709 but you're gonna have to step aside. 151 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,344 Next, please. 152 00:06:41,368 --> 00:06:43,166 Come on, come on. 153 00:06:45,205 --> 00:06:46,883 Pia, hi. 154 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,517 Kelly, hi. 155 00:06:48,541 --> 00:06:50,686 I'm sorry I haven't been by to welcome you aboard. 156 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:52,521 - Day from hell. - That's okay. I understand. 157 00:06:52,545 --> 00:06:54,724 Um, I was hoping that we could talk later. 158 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:56,325 I have a teleconference at 2:00, 159 00:06:56,349 --> 00:06:58,694 and I'm overseeing a photo shoot at 3:30. 160 00:06:58,718 --> 00:06:59,896 Maybe tomorrow. 161 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,165 Okay, people, we are officially screwing up. 162 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:04,333 Eli. 163 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:05,835 With just three days to go 164 00:07:05,859 --> 00:07:08,004 before the election, polls show voters 165 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:09,839 equally divided on the proposition. 166 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:12,174 We've been losing ground ever since the opponents 167 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,643 started saying that the initiative was 168 00:07:13,667 --> 00:07:15,711 a violation of gay students' civil rights. 169 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,101 Isn't that what it is? 170 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,084 I'd like you all to meet our new associate, Kelly Taylor. 171 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,420 She still believes in truth in advertising. 172 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:27,356 The head of the coalition sponsoring the initiative 173 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,191 has a big speech planned for tomorrow night. 174 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,927 I've already cleared 75 press credentials. 175 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:32,061 Do you have a copy of the speech? 176 00:07:32,085 --> 00:07:34,463 I got the first draft this morning. 177 00:07:34,487 --> 00:07:36,465 It's weak, needs a total rewrite. 178 00:07:36,489 --> 00:07:39,635 Fine. Kelly, I want a new draft by the end of the day. 179 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:40,937 From me? 180 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,738 Do you have a problem with that? 181 00:07:42,762 --> 00:07:45,574 No. 182 00:07:45,598 --> 00:07:46,742 Good. 183 00:07:46,766 --> 00:07:48,311 Now, about the ad campaign, 184 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:49,826 have all the buys been made? 185 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,554 Hey, where is everybody? 186 00:07:58,578 --> 00:08:01,157 Hey. Uh, Janet is upstairs with Camille and Donna. 187 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:02,158 Hey, baby. 188 00:08:02,182 --> 00:08:03,159 They're talking about something. 189 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,160 Hey, cutie pie. 190 00:08:04,184 --> 00:08:05,361 Yeah? 191 00:08:06,853 --> 00:08:08,531 Did you hear about the plane that made 192 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:10,399 an emergency landing last night at LAX? 193 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,901 No. Why? 194 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,202 Dylan's father was on it. 195 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:16,472 I know it sounds crazy, but I saw him, and so did Dylan. 196 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,474 That's why I'm late. 197 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,142 I was getting Dylan news footage of the passengers. 198 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,078 Yeah, well, you know how much this could mess him up, right? 199 00:08:22,102 --> 00:08:23,579 Look, I got to put Maddy down. 200 00:08:26,039 --> 00:08:27,516 I read an article in Vogue 201 00:08:27,540 --> 00:08:30,319 that said that men didn't think women actually needed one. 202 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:33,589 Shows what they know. 203 00:08:33,613 --> 00:08:35,191 When Steve first gave me one, I couldn't believe 204 00:08:35,215 --> 00:08:36,192 how good it felt. 205 00:08:36,216 --> 00:08:37,526 Although, I have to admit, 206 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:39,362 it was a little smaller than I hoped for. 207 00:08:39,386 --> 00:08:40,429 Mm. 208 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,697 Kelly told me that Brandon tried to 209 00:08:41,721 --> 00:08:42,965 give her one once, and she wouldn't let him. 210 00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,867 The only ones I've ever had are fake. 211 00:08:44,891 --> 00:08:46,369 Oh, come on, you've never had a real one? 212 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:47,304 Never. 213 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:49,138 It's too politically incorrect 214 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:51,207 to ask a guy to give me one. 215 00:08:51,231 --> 00:08:54,010 Well, you could save your breath with David, 'cause trust me, 216 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:55,378 he's never gonna give you one. 217 00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,572 - Ooh! - Oh. 218 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:05,588 Wait, can't I just go out the back door? 219 00:09:05,612 --> 00:09:06,822 Donna, no. 220 00:09:06,846 --> 00:09:08,991 Just tell Irv I got sick or I was in a car accident 221 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,348 or I moved to Namibia, huh? 222 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,498 - Hello. - Hi. 223 00:09:15,522 --> 00:09:16,832 I wasn't listening, I just... 224 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:18,067 Oh, to what? 225 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:20,002 Nothing. 226 00:09:21,294 --> 00:09:22,638 You're weird. 227 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:25,908 You're cute but you're weird. 228 00:09:25,932 --> 00:09:27,510 Hey, Irv, come on in. 229 00:09:27,534 --> 00:09:28,911 Hey, I hope I'm not late. 230 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:29,945 No, not at all. 231 00:09:29,969 --> 00:09:31,814 Everyone just got here, actually. 232 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,516 Um, this is Camille. 233 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,517 - Hi. - Hi. 234 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,252 - And this is Donna. - Hi. -Hi. 235 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:37,887 You're very brave to be doing this. 236 00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,388 Well, would you be insulted if I told you 237 00:09:39,412 --> 00:09:41,257 when the bell rang, I tried to make a break for it? 238 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:44,593 I circled the block three times and backed down the driveway. 239 00:09:44,617 --> 00:09:46,711 Shows what a fool I am. 240 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:50,299 Let me get you a drink. 241 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,155 - Okay, all right. - Come with me. 242 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:56,505 Do you think he wants two children or three? 243 00:09:59,732 --> 00:10:04,280 So you submitted a story on UFO sightings for a Pulitzer prize? 244 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:05,347 Yeah. 245 00:10:05,371 --> 00:10:07,783 Honey, we're trying to impress Irv. 246 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,686 We had very reliable sources for the story. 247 00:10:10,710 --> 00:10:12,054 Oh, yeah? Do they have 248 00:10:12,078 --> 00:10:14,123 three or four eyes? 249 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:15,391 Aah... 250 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,926 I got it. 251 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,227 See, Janet's my real friend. 252 00:10:18,251 --> 00:10:19,261 I just tolerate Steve. 253 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,296 Mm. 254 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,840 Thank you very much. 255 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,722 Thank you for the invite. 256 00:10:34,767 --> 00:10:37,546 I got to tell you, I am starving. 257 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:41,050 Uh, Noah, this isn't really a good time for this. 258 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,219 - Mm. - Noah. 259 00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:45,977 Who we got here? 260 00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:50,942 Donna and a date? 261 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,597 All right, how you doing, Mr. Date? 262 00:10:54,621 --> 00:10:56,317 Hi. 263 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,540 Did you have a good time tonight? 264 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,375 Yeah, I did. 265 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:07,476 I did, too. 266 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,346 I had a really good time, but... 267 00:11:10,370 --> 00:11:13,916 See, Noah is a... he's a good friend, and... 268 00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,284 as-as you can see, 269 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:17,153 he's going through a really hard time right now. 270 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,088 Hey, hey! 271 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,013 It's not polite to whisper at the table. 272 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:26,228 Can I call you later? 273 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:27,463 I'd like that. 274 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,498 Good night. 275 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:31,100 - Thanks. - Yeah. 276 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,468 No, I can see myself out. 277 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:34,503 Uh, dinner was great. Thanks. 278 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,655 Bye. 279 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,258 Mm. 280 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:16,261 You son of a bitch. 281 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:28,624 Oh. Hey. 282 00:12:28,648 --> 00:12:30,826 Okay. Here's the situation. 283 00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,761 Camille and I... we're going to get together tonight, right? 284 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:34,296 We're going to have a little dinner, 285 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,631 some drinks, you know. 286 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:37,295 Hopefully, one thing will lead to another. 287 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,936 - Steve. - What? 288 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,805 Got that stupid grin on your face. What? 289 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,973 Oh, sorry. 290 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,774 I've had sex twice in the last five months, 291 00:12:45,798 --> 00:12:46,976 and each time has involved lactation, 292 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,978 so give me a break, okay? 293 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,732 Weren't you on your way to meet Dylan? 294 00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:53,916 - You were saying? - There's a problem. 295 00:12:53,940 --> 00:12:55,117 Problem? 296 00:12:55,141 --> 00:12:56,986 - Problem? - Apparently... 297 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:59,154 And I have this on good authority... 298 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:01,590 Camille can't be satisfied. 299 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,959 Mmm. 300 00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:05,461 You know this in advance? 301 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,096 Which means, if she says she's been satisfied, 302 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:08,597 you know she's lying. 303 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:12,167 Which means she probably fakes it really, really well. 304 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,302 This raises some very interesting 305 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,137 performance issues, David. 306 00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:16,705 Resulting in your sudden quest for knowledge, no doubt. 307 00:13:16,729 --> 00:13:18,107 Which we will happily impart. 308 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:19,375 Thank you. 309 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,312 What, Steve? You got the stupid grin on your face again. 310 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,214 - What? - Do you want advice or not? 311 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,866 - Hmm? - Yes. 312 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,322 - Read the speech. - And? 313 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:36,759 It was flat, boring and completely unconvincing. 314 00:13:36,783 --> 00:13:38,927 You framed it as a sexuality issue. 315 00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:40,496 That's what it is, isn't it? 316 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:41,830 That's your opinion. 317 00:13:41,854 --> 00:13:43,932 Which you're entitled to, but not hired to give. 318 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:45,768 You were hired... The company was hired... 319 00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,436 To sell a ballot initiative. 320 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,772 And the best way to do that is by convincing people 321 00:13:49,796 --> 00:13:52,074 that this is a bunch of radicals, you know. 322 00:13:52,098 --> 00:13:54,710 A fringe group wanting to impose itself upon the mainstream. 323 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,045 Fringe group? 324 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,179 Today a gay club, 325 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,415 tomorrow one for Nazis? Is that it? 326 00:13:59,439 --> 00:14:01,183 We were contracted to sell something, 327 00:14:01,207 --> 00:14:02,584 not to judge something. 328 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,153 Do you understand the difference? 329 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,255 Of course I do. 330 00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,256 Good. 331 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,390 Now redo the speech. 332 00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:11,350 You've got one hour. 333 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,572 So, you're saying the tapes were conclusive. 334 00:14:23,596 --> 00:14:25,040 No. 335 00:14:25,064 --> 00:14:27,409 Conclusive would be Jack standing in front of me 336 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,812 telling me what the hell is going on. 337 00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:31,714 But it did raise questions. 338 00:14:31,738 --> 00:14:34,183 What exactly do you store here, Dylan? 339 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,452 My dad's papers, stuff. 340 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,221 Hopefully, the name of his contact at the FBI... 341 00:14:39,245 --> 00:14:41,090 Christine something or other. 342 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,359 So, that's what we're looking for? 343 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,527 After he died, she said he was involved 344 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:47,129 in one of their investigations. 345 00:14:47,153 --> 00:14:50,180 Into wiseguys like Tony Marchette. 346 00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:56,690 She also said she loved my dad. 347 00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:01,009 These people are unbelievable. 348 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,278 She claims an affair to prove her loss? 349 00:15:03,302 --> 00:15:06,081 And they planned a huge explosion to throw off the mob. 350 00:15:06,105 --> 00:15:08,717 It's so... sick, twisted and brilliant. 351 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:10,452 Yeah. 352 00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:12,321 And it cost me my father. 353 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,904 And my wife. 354 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,264 Whoa. 355 00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:23,813 What's up? 356 00:15:36,335 --> 00:15:38,031 Wow. 357 00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,439 Well, what do you suppose they didn't want you to find, Dylan? 358 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,289 Her last name. 359 00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:50,426 But it's Christine something or other. 360 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:53,443 It's got to be written down somewhere. 361 00:16:06,332 --> 00:16:07,509 Oh, thanks. 362 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,811 Mm-hmm. 363 00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,246 So, we didn't get a chance to tell you last night, 364 00:16:11,270 --> 00:16:13,348 but yesterday, Camille and I became partners. 365 00:16:13,372 --> 00:16:15,350 - Really? That's great. - Yeah. 366 00:16:15,374 --> 00:16:18,153 She gets a small stake in the store, and I get someone 367 00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:20,055 that's creative and fun and willing to take on 368 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,124 - part of the responsibility, so hey. - By the way, 369 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,193 what is happening with her and David? 370 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,662 Because, last night, I actually caught them nuzzling. 371 00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,729 Nuzzling? Oh. 372 00:16:27,753 --> 00:16:29,264 You have no idea. 373 00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:31,567 I'm working the late shift tonight, so the two lovebirds 374 00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:33,402 can celebrate their two-week anniversary. 375 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,170 - How disgusting is that? - Very. 376 00:16:35,194 --> 00:16:37,039 Considering the highlight of my evening 377 00:16:37,063 --> 00:16:39,875 will consist of Steve rubbing lotion on my belly 378 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,410 in the increasingly slim hope 379 00:16:41,434 --> 00:16:43,145 that my stretch marks will go away. 380 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,713 But enough about you. 381 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,549 Um, so what did Irv say? 382 00:16:47,573 --> 00:16:49,384 Well, Irv was very sweet 383 00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:51,887 and much more understanding than I would be. 384 00:16:51,911 --> 00:16:53,822 So, you told him there's nothing between me and Noah... 385 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,324 - We're just friends? - Yeah, I really wanted to, 386 00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,893 but the word "codependent" just slipped out. 387 00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,561 - It didn't. - I'm kidding. 388 00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:00,596 Oh. 389 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,164 No, you and Irv will be fine. 390 00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:03,532 He'll call you. You'll date. 391 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:05,934 You'll meet his mom, trade casserole recipes, 392 00:17:05,958 --> 00:17:07,269 the works. 393 00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:10,205 But I'm really more concerned with you and Noah. 394 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:11,707 There's no me and Noah. 395 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:14,810 I'm just helping a friend who's had a terrible trauma. 396 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,778 Why does everyone think that's such a crime? 397 00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,081 Because he needs professional help, Donna. 398 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:21,650 And that's why he's recommitted to going to AA. 399 00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:24,753 Look, I'm not going to turn my back on him now. 400 00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,955 And... and I would appreciate it 401 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:29,175 if everyone would stop asking me to. 402 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,403 I'm here to see Christine Pettit. 403 00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:43,872 - Do you have an appointment? - No, I don't. 404 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,607 I'm sorry, but you can't just walk in here, and... 405 00:17:45,631 --> 00:17:47,566 You tell her Jack McKay's son's here. 406 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:52,781 Yeah. 407 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,899 Jack McKay's son is here to see you. 408 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:58,111 That's what he said. 409 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,225 Agent Pettit will be right out. 410 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,928 Yeah. 411 00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,017 Hello, Dylan. 412 00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,109 He's alive. 413 00:18:21,133 --> 00:18:22,477 Isn't he? 414 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,402 Why don't you come in? 415 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,363 Your father died seven years ago, Dylan. 416 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:44,166 Well, then showing up on the news a couple of nights ago... 417 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,901 That was a pretty good trick. 418 00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,291 Here you go. 419 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:50,639 It's all cued up and ready. 420 00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:53,208 This how you reward the good guys? 421 00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,011 Fake their death, take them away from their families? 422 00:18:56,035 --> 00:18:57,646 Nothing was faked. 423 00:18:57,670 --> 00:19:00,215 You know, I went to look through his things this morning. 424 00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,551 The, uh, storage facility had been burglarized. 425 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,653 Of course you probably know all about that. 426 00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,089 No, I don't know anything about it at all. 427 00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,547 But I'll look into it. 428 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,530 You said you loved my dad. 429 00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,466 I did. 430 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:20,085 And if he were alive, I'd still be with him. 431 00:19:21,761 --> 00:19:23,238 But he's not. 432 00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:26,523 And life goes on. 433 00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:43,025 This is really nice. 434 00:19:43,049 --> 00:19:45,416 Yeah, it is. 435 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,699 Dinner was amazing. 436 00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,934 Yeah. Now, as long as we don't burn the house down, 437 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:54,536 I guess it'll be a perfect evening, right? 438 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,605 Can I make a confession? 439 00:19:57,897 --> 00:19:59,174 Okay. 440 00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,542 Burn yourself? 441 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:07,966 My expectations for tonight were incredibly low. 442 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,254 They were? 443 00:20:12,278 --> 00:20:13,889 Mm-hmm. 444 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,747 Donna told me you're-you're a terrible cook. 445 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:22,664 And that's what your expectations were all about... 446 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:25,867 My... cooking? 447 00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:28,770 Yeah. Should they be low about something else? 448 00:20:28,794 --> 00:20:30,739 No, not unless Donna said 449 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,857 there's something else I couldn't do. 450 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,712 No. 451 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,914 I assume you're great at everything. 452 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:41,083 Well, yeah, you're right. 453 00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:48,290 Which is why... 454 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:51,660 my expectations for the rest of the night 455 00:20:51,684 --> 00:20:53,962 are incredibly high. 456 00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:55,978 Are they? 457 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,152 Am I the master, or am I the master? 458 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,353 I'm not telling. 459 00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:19,788 What do you mean you're not telling? Come on. 460 00:21:19,812 --> 00:21:21,056 I need to live vicariously through your thrills. 461 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,058 Okay, fine, Steve. 462 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,993 I-I was great, all right? 463 00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,828 Great? Great? Come on! I need more than that! 464 00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,663 You got to give me some kind of testimonial, 465 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,831 if you're gonna use my technique. 466 00:21:29,855 --> 00:21:31,199 Camille enjoyed herself, Steve, all right? 467 00:21:31,223 --> 00:21:32,868 Enjoyed herself. Enjoyed herself. 468 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:34,402 Come on, come on. 469 00:21:34,426 --> 00:21:36,404 - Several times. - Several times! 470 00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:38,039 - Shh! - David, several times... 471 00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:39,341 - Several's more than three. - I know, I know. 472 00:21:39,365 --> 00:21:40,542 Is that, like, three and a half, four? 473 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:41,543 I know what "several" means. 474 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,729 Hand me a napkin, would you? 475 00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:49,151 Are you telling me she went from zero to 60 in one 476 00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:50,318 test drive? 477 00:21:50,342 --> 00:21:51,553 Yes. 478 00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:54,656 Fine. "Great" was an understatement. Come on. 479 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:56,658 Uh-huh. 480 00:21:56,682 --> 00:21:58,493 Uh-huh what? 481 00:21:58,517 --> 00:22:02,230 Well, it's just that she told you that she's faked it 482 00:22:02,254 --> 00:22:04,032 with every other guy she's been with, 483 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:05,667 but she didn't fake it with you. 484 00:22:05,691 --> 00:22:08,904 What I'm telling you, Steve, is that the earth moved. 485 00:22:08,928 --> 00:22:12,207 Ooh, I bet it did... On your side of the bed. 486 00:22:12,231 --> 00:22:14,609 Hey, can I get a coffee to go, please? 487 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:16,211 David, Steve. 488 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:19,414 Hey, Kel, is it true you're working on an initiative 489 00:22:19,438 --> 00:22:21,550 about gay clubs in public high schools? 490 00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:22,651 Unfortunately, yes. 491 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:23,952 Janet saw the speech 492 00:22:23,976 --> 00:22:26,955 on the news last night given by some guy who, you know, 493 00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,125 is in favor of this initiative and it... it changed her mind. 494 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:32,727 The guy was reading a speech that I wrote. 495 00:22:32,751 --> 00:22:34,162 Really? 496 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,430 Well, congratulations. 497 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:37,082 Changed one vote. 498 00:22:45,664 --> 00:22:49,010 Thanks for coming back down, Dylan. 499 00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,612 My pleasure. What did you find out? 500 00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:53,982 Well, I contacted the airlines, got the passenger list. 501 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,617 His name wasn't on it. 502 00:22:55,641 --> 00:22:57,986 "Jack McKay" wouldn't be on it. 503 00:22:58,010 --> 00:22:59,487 What about his new name? 504 00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:02,757 You do give him a new name with the new life, 505 00:23:02,781 --> 00:23:04,125 don't you? 506 00:23:04,149 --> 00:23:05,660 As for the storage facility, 507 00:23:05,684 --> 00:23:07,495 a break-in occurred there three weeks ago. 508 00:23:07,519 --> 00:23:09,931 Several lockers were ransacked. 509 00:23:09,955 --> 00:23:11,766 As the report indicates, 510 00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,902 a guy by the name of Edgar Ramirez 511 00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,271 was caught and prosecuted for the crime. 512 00:23:16,295 --> 00:23:18,373 He's doing 18 months. 513 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:22,425 The police tried contacting you, but they were unsuccessful. 514 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:26,181 Is that it? 515 00:23:26,205 --> 00:23:27,264 Nothing else. 516 00:23:30,943 --> 00:23:34,856 You know, ever since I saw that story on the news, 517 00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,791 I've been trying to put together 518 00:23:36,815 --> 00:23:39,094 the moments before the explosion. 519 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,451 And you know what I came up with? 520 00:23:42,955 --> 00:23:46,835 I never actually saw my dad get in that car. 521 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:50,005 After the explosion, I never saw a body. 522 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:52,774 There was no open casket, 523 00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:56,544 no dental records, nothing. 524 00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:57,979 And there's nothing now. 525 00:23:58,003 --> 00:23:59,381 Look, Dylan, 526 00:23:59,405 --> 00:24:01,783 I've gone the extra yard for you here 527 00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:04,286 out of respect for you and affection for your father. 528 00:24:04,310 --> 00:24:08,757 You may not be able to appreciate this, but doing that 529 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,159 has opened up some emotional wounds for me as well. 530 00:24:11,183 --> 00:24:13,695 Yeah, you're breaking my heart. 531 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:15,997 And I found nothing. 532 00:24:16,021 --> 00:24:18,115 And neither will you. 533 00:24:19,758 --> 00:24:21,624 So stop looking. 534 00:24:30,936 --> 00:24:33,248 I like it. 535 00:24:33,272 --> 00:24:36,885 You don't think it's too, you know, bubbly? 536 00:24:36,909 --> 00:24:38,653 It is bubbly. 537 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:42,691 But Irv is a bubbly guy, so... 538 00:24:42,715 --> 00:24:45,560 Hey. You, uh, you know where Camille is? 539 00:24:45,584 --> 00:24:46,828 That's a really nice dress. 540 00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:48,096 No, she went to lunch. 541 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,230 - You really like it? - Yeah. 542 00:24:49,254 --> 00:24:51,032 It's um... 543 00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,835 I don't know, it's kind of bubbly, you know. 544 00:24:53,859 --> 00:24:55,589 That's it. 545 00:24:58,464 --> 00:25:02,510 So? You and Camille... We want details. 546 00:25:02,534 --> 00:25:04,279 Camille didn't say anything? 547 00:25:04,303 --> 00:25:06,014 The word incredible might have been mentioned. 548 00:25:06,038 --> 00:25:07,549 Incredible, really? 549 00:25:07,573 --> 00:25:09,918 Well, that's not too bad for a guy who couldn't give her 550 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:11,453 the one thing she'd never had, now, is it? 551 00:25:11,477 --> 00:25:13,021 - What's that? - The thing. 552 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,289 Janet, the thing. 553 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:15,890 The-The one you guys were talking about 554 00:25:15,914 --> 00:25:17,125 in your bedroom. 555 00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,593 Camille said she'd only had fake ones. 556 00:25:18,617 --> 00:25:20,929 You said Steve had only given you small ones. 557 00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:23,865 Donna said that, uh, Camille didn't stand a chance 558 00:25:23,889 --> 00:25:25,367 of getting one from me at all. 559 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:26,368 Remember that thing? 560 00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:28,136 We were talking about furs. 561 00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,637 Furs? 562 00:25:29,661 --> 00:25:31,940 Yes. Steve had given me a small fur, 563 00:25:31,964 --> 00:25:34,876 and Camille had only had fake furs... 564 00:25:34,900 --> 00:25:36,578 Up until last night, anyway, 565 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,113 apparently. 566 00:25:39,471 --> 00:25:40,749 Hello? Donna? 567 00:25:40,773 --> 00:25:41,816 No. 568 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,651 No, d-don't pick up the phone, okay? 569 00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:45,053 Hello? 570 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,922 Look, it's Noah calling. Um... 571 00:25:47,946 --> 00:25:50,058 If you want to do something tonight, give me a call. 572 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:53,261 Okay, bye. 573 00:25:53,285 --> 00:25:54,963 Okay, that was cruel. 574 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:56,431 Am I the only one 575 00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,600 that thinks that he's using his trauma to keep you in his life? 576 00:25:58,624 --> 00:25:59,601 Thank you very much. 577 00:25:59,625 --> 00:26:00,769 Look what you just went through. 578 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,836 You haven't been reaching out to him. 579 00:26:01,860 --> 00:26:03,972 That's because I have friends. 580 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,261 Obviously, he doesn't. 581 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:21,189 I'm David Silver and you're listening to KVIB, 582 00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:23,258 and I'll be back in a minute with tonight's topic, 583 00:26:23,282 --> 00:26:25,260 which is the dumbest assumptions 584 00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:26,895 you've ever made about your significant other, 585 00:26:26,919 --> 00:26:30,165 so please don't go anywhere. 586 00:26:30,189 --> 00:26:31,166 Please. 587 00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,201 Oh, boy. 588 00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:35,236 So, you bored yet? 589 00:26:35,260 --> 00:26:36,771 Bored? Are you kidding me? 590 00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:39,340 I can't wait to hear the insane stories people come up with. 591 00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,342 You know, I know this guy who, uh, 592 00:26:41,366 --> 00:26:43,011 thought he overheard his girlfriend talking 593 00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,280 about the fact that she had never, uh, you know... 594 00:26:45,304 --> 00:26:48,183 That-that she-she faked it in bed. 595 00:26:48,207 --> 00:26:50,452 - Isn't that what she was talking about? - No, no. 596 00:26:50,476 --> 00:26:52,487 But he didn't realize that until after he prepared 597 00:26:52,511 --> 00:26:54,522 this candlelight dinner in his living room, 598 00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:57,058 which went really well... 599 00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,927 Left him feeling like a bit of a champ, 600 00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,596 if you know what I mean. 601 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:06,334 Until he realized that the only thing fake 602 00:27:06,358 --> 00:27:10,921 in his girlfriend's life was her fur coat. 603 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,309 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 604 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:16,311 So... 605 00:27:16,335 --> 00:27:18,613 - you thought that I...? - Thought you needed a little 606 00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,482 extra attention, yeah, which I was more than happy to give, 607 00:27:20,506 --> 00:27:21,616 you know, until Donna 608 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,985 told me what the conversation was about. 609 00:27:24,009 --> 00:27:26,287 Wait a minute, you talked about this with Donna? 610 00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:28,189 Only after Steve got me thinking that maybe you had 611 00:27:28,213 --> 00:27:30,291 enhanced your performance a little bit, you know. 612 00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:32,494 You talked to Steve Sanders 613 00:27:32,518 --> 00:27:34,817 about whether or not I faked an orgasm? 614 00:27:37,589 --> 00:27:39,334 Uh, can we talk 615 00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:41,836 more about this during the next break? 616 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,193 No, no, I don't think so. 617 00:27:54,039 --> 00:27:58,086 We're back with bonehead assumptions. 618 00:27:58,110 --> 00:28:01,489 And you know what I'd like to get started with? 619 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:04,192 This classic: telling the truth is a good thing. 620 00:28:04,216 --> 00:28:05,393 Here's a nice little hint 621 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:06,728 about being completely honest with your lover: 622 00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:07,996 wait until it becomes necessary. 623 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,398 If it doesn't come up, don't bring it up. 624 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:11,666 Silence is golden. 625 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,101 Did you ever do something like that? 626 00:28:13,125 --> 00:28:14,302 Like what? 627 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:15,370 What David's asking, about assumptions. 628 00:28:15,394 --> 00:28:17,272 You ever make the wrong ones? 629 00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:21,142 Well, I've had boyfriends lie to me, boyfriends cheat on me. 630 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:24,179 I guess the better question would be: 631 00:28:24,203 --> 00:28:26,399 do I ever make the right ones? 632 00:28:27,406 --> 00:28:28,950 Are you okay? 633 00:28:28,974 --> 00:28:31,910 Yeah, I'm fine. 634 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,099 It's okay if you're not. 635 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:48,269 Just so crazy. 636 00:28:48,293 --> 00:28:51,472 You're this nice guy and... 637 00:28:51,496 --> 00:28:55,343 you were, you were so great about the other night and... 638 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,812 Well, I want you to know that I went through eight dresses 639 00:28:57,836 --> 00:28:59,316 before I decided what to wear tonight. 640 00:29:01,006 --> 00:29:02,884 And I'm sure you looked terrific in every one. 641 00:29:02,908 --> 00:29:05,987 See, that's what I mean. 642 00:29:06,011 --> 00:29:08,089 I should be happy here with you. 643 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,624 But? 644 00:29:09,648 --> 00:29:13,608 But... I feel like I belong somewhere else. 645 00:29:15,621 --> 00:29:19,500 See, Noah... He works here, and... 646 00:29:19,524 --> 00:29:21,736 and I don't see him and, 647 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:23,905 you know, I've been looking for him. 648 00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:26,107 Not because I want to be with him 649 00:29:26,131 --> 00:29:29,277 but because I'm worried about him. 650 00:29:29,301 --> 00:29:31,279 And you hate me now, don't you? 651 00:29:31,303 --> 00:29:33,295 No, not at all. 652 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:37,151 I just made the wrong assumption about you... 653 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:39,167 That you were available. 654 00:29:40,212 --> 00:29:43,358 I'm sorry. 655 00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:44,816 I really am. 656 00:30:05,003 --> 00:30:06,147 Hi. 657 00:30:06,171 --> 00:30:08,016 Steve said you had quite a mess. 658 00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:12,020 I thought maybe you could use some help. 659 00:30:12,044 --> 00:30:14,055 Well, that's the bad memory pile; 660 00:30:14,079 --> 00:30:17,572 that's the good memory pile. 661 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:20,713 That's not too much of a pile, is it? 662 00:30:21,753 --> 00:30:23,865 Have you heard anything else? 663 00:30:23,889 --> 00:30:27,402 The guy on the news was a look-alike, 664 00:30:27,426 --> 00:30:31,339 some genetic freak of nature. 665 00:30:31,363 --> 00:30:33,608 The break-in was totally unrelated. 666 00:30:33,632 --> 00:30:36,500 Just two random acts designed to kick me in the ass. 667 00:30:38,537 --> 00:30:41,182 Some good could come of this. 668 00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:43,937 Oh, don't start with me about closure. 669 00:30:44,976 --> 00:30:46,554 All right. 670 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:47,889 How about reflection? 671 00:30:47,913 --> 00:30:50,058 Sizing up what's been going on in your life 672 00:30:50,082 --> 00:30:51,693 for the past seven years. 673 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:52,960 Nothing. 674 00:30:52,984 --> 00:30:55,730 I know. 675 00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,701 The older I get, the worse I feel. 676 00:30:59,725 --> 00:31:03,204 So when I reflect on it and I size it up, 677 00:31:03,228 --> 00:31:07,097 the more miserable and twisted it becomes. 678 00:31:10,402 --> 00:31:12,598 I miss my dad. 679 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:37,805 So it sounds like Dylan's in a pretty bad place right now. 680 00:31:37,829 --> 00:31:39,307 Yeah, he is. 681 00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,709 I hope you don't think that I'm reaching out to him 682 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:42,710 at our expense. 683 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:43,878 No, I don't. 684 00:31:43,902 --> 00:31:45,113 Okay. 685 00:31:45,137 --> 00:31:47,115 But I appreciate your saying so. 686 00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,751 How did you get to be such an understanding guy? 687 00:31:49,775 --> 00:31:52,019 Well, you said yes when I asked you to marry me. 688 00:31:52,043 --> 00:31:54,288 Hmm. 689 00:31:54,312 --> 00:31:58,693 You know, I actually changed the way Janet is voting. 690 00:31:58,717 --> 00:32:00,728 Well, I'm not surprised. 691 00:32:00,752 --> 00:32:03,431 You are articulate, persuasive... 692 00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:07,402 Hmm. I'm articulately persuading people to do the wrong thing. 693 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:09,036 Listen to me, this job... Whatever its shortcomings... 694 00:32:09,060 --> 00:32:11,406 It's gonna challenge you and will demand you to be creative. 695 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:12,440 That's a good thing. 696 00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:13,875 I want to quit so bad. 697 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,510 And if you do, you know I'm gonna support you, 698 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,378 but I think you should stay. 699 00:32:17,402 --> 00:32:18,813 Even if I'm being asked to compromise 700 00:32:18,837 --> 00:32:19,881 everything I believe in? 701 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,816 Kelly, life is about compromise. 702 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,309 You may not like it, but there's no sin in it. 703 00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:30,324 21st century and we still vote in someone's garage. 704 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:32,510 You got to love that. 705 00:32:34,252 --> 00:32:35,311 Come on. 706 00:32:38,924 --> 00:32:40,902 All right, so you talked to Camille? 707 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:42,036 Yes. 708 00:32:42,060 --> 00:32:43,471 And? 709 00:32:43,495 --> 00:32:47,008 And I told her the assumption you made about her sexuality 710 00:32:47,032 --> 00:32:50,745 was so cosmically stupid that it was physically impossible 711 00:32:50,769 --> 00:32:52,580 not to talk about. 712 00:32:52,604 --> 00:32:54,682 - That's good. What'd she say? - Oh, no, no, no. 713 00:32:54,706 --> 00:32:56,684 I'm not helping you after the advice you've been giving. 714 00:32:56,708 --> 00:32:58,719 What advice... about Noah? 715 00:32:58,743 --> 00:33:00,054 That I should ignore him. 716 00:33:00,078 --> 00:33:01,789 Donna, you didn't go over there last night, did you? 717 00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,724 He was sober, David, if that's what you're wondering. 718 00:33:03,748 --> 00:33:04,792 What about Irv? 719 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:06,194 Irv was a nice guy. 720 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,196 - What do you mean "was"? - I felt an obligation. 721 00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:09,397 An obligation to what, Donna? 722 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:10,898 To make yourself miserable? 723 00:33:10,922 --> 00:33:12,667 Don't you understand what's happening here? 724 00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:13,801 The more you pass up 725 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,369 for Noah, the more he's gonna want, 726 00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,638 because the truth is, Donna, what he really wants is you. 727 00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,474 - That's absurd. - Yeah? 728 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:20,541 How many times he call you this morning? 729 00:33:20,565 --> 00:33:22,210 - What? - How many times? 730 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,245 Four. 731 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:25,480 - Four? - Yeah. 732 00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,481 Well... 733 00:33:26,505 --> 00:33:28,049 you already lost one nice guy. 734 00:33:28,073 --> 00:33:30,117 I'm just curious how many more you're going to have to lose 735 00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:32,474 before you realize this is nuts. 736 00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,394 Good news. 737 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:42,129 Exit polling shows the initiative 738 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:43,364 is pulling into the lead. 739 00:33:43,388 --> 00:33:45,399 I don't think that's very good news. 740 00:33:45,423 --> 00:33:48,202 I know. You oppose the initiative personally. 741 00:33:48,226 --> 00:33:50,838 That only underscores how bright your future is. 742 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:54,242 Why's that? Because I can sell something I don't believe in? 743 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:55,576 Being a good publicist means 744 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,345 being able to put your own feelings aside. 745 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,347 You proved you could do that. 746 00:33:59,371 --> 00:34:02,183 You know, I'm getting married. 747 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,952 Someday, I'll have a kid. 748 00:34:04,976 --> 00:34:06,988 And, uh, he could be gay. 749 00:34:07,012 --> 00:34:09,790 Like one out of every three gay teenagers, 750 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:12,293 he could maybe try to commit suicide, 751 00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:16,097 because he feels lonely and isolated and on the fringe. 752 00:34:16,121 --> 00:34:18,833 Or we could promote groups and clubs 753 00:34:18,857 --> 00:34:20,835 that would make him feel safe and secure, 754 00:34:20,859 --> 00:34:22,436 and like he's part of something good. 755 00:34:22,460 --> 00:34:23,938 I believe we should do that. 756 00:34:23,962 --> 00:34:25,473 You have no argument with me. 757 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:26,807 No, I think I do. 758 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:30,011 Because you can do a job like this. 759 00:34:30,035 --> 00:34:31,846 I can't. 760 00:34:31,870 --> 00:34:33,202 I quit. 761 00:35:01,366 --> 00:35:02,698 - Hi. - Hi. 762 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:10,151 Wow. 763 00:35:10,175 --> 00:35:12,219 That's unbelievable. 764 00:35:12,243 --> 00:35:13,254 Mm. 765 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:14,255 Listen, um... 766 00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,123 Do you want to go and get dinner? 767 00:35:16,147 --> 00:35:18,693 Yes. We could go to that really stinky pastrami place 768 00:35:18,717 --> 00:35:20,151 that you like. 769 00:35:29,394 --> 00:35:31,386 Want you to get rid of that. 770 00:35:35,934 --> 00:35:38,145 The company that I used to work for did PR 771 00:35:38,169 --> 00:35:39,981 for the airline this guy was on. 772 00:35:40,005 --> 00:35:42,883 Before I quit, I called them, and I got 773 00:35:42,907 --> 00:35:44,619 a copy of the passenger list. 774 00:35:46,311 --> 00:35:49,290 We both know that that's not your dad on this tape. 775 00:35:49,314 --> 00:35:51,125 And we both know it's not a good idea 776 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,527 to keep looking for something you're never going to find. 777 00:35:53,551 --> 00:35:55,863 But Steve told me about 778 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:58,199 the runaround that you've been getting. 779 00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:01,636 So... I know I shouldn't be doing this, 780 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:03,638 but there you go. 781 00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,539 You say you quit? 782 00:36:05,563 --> 00:36:07,842 It's for the best. 783 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:11,646 But Matt says that big decisions like that usually are. 784 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:14,515 Yeah, well, Matt's an optimist. It's, uh... 785 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:17,385 It's probably good you hang out with guys like that. 786 00:36:17,409 --> 00:36:21,422 Sure you won't rethink dinner? 787 00:36:21,446 --> 00:36:23,142 Yeah. 788 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,778 Okay. 789 00:36:30,989 --> 00:36:32,218 Kelly. 790 00:36:33,792 --> 00:36:35,469 Thanks. 791 00:36:35,493 --> 00:36:37,394 You're welcome. 792 00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,325 - Hey. - Can I come in? 793 00:36:58,349 --> 00:36:59,660 Yeah. 794 00:36:59,684 --> 00:37:01,118 Yeah, sure. 795 00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:05,900 Um, I hope you got my messages. 796 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,601 I-I think I left you... 797 00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:10,037 I don't know... Somewhere... around six. 798 00:37:10,061 --> 00:37:12,139 Yes, I did. 799 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,632 I'm really sorry. 800 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:18,813 I shouldn't have talked to people. 801 00:37:18,837 --> 00:37:22,383 I know you've got a lot of friends. 802 00:37:22,407 --> 00:37:24,919 But I'm a private person. 803 00:37:24,943 --> 00:37:26,887 - I hope you can respect that. - I know. 804 00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:29,457 I-I mean, I'm-I'm a private person, too, you know. 805 00:37:29,481 --> 00:37:32,059 It's just, I... 806 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,428 I just got really nervous about... 807 00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:37,031 my performance, you know. 808 00:37:37,055 --> 00:37:39,957 I... felt like I needed to be spectacular. 809 00:37:42,093 --> 00:37:43,838 Well, now's a good time for you to say, 810 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,696 "Oh, but, David, you were spectacular." 811 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:50,678 Am I grading on a curve? 812 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:52,694 Ow. 813 00:37:56,741 --> 00:37:59,053 How about... 814 00:37:59,077 --> 00:38:01,422 you let me be the judge 815 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,847 of your performance from now on? 816 00:38:04,849 --> 00:38:06,827 Well, that'd be a good idea, 817 00:38:06,851 --> 00:38:08,162 assuming there is another performance. 818 00:38:08,186 --> 00:38:10,197 I mean, I was kind of feeling like 819 00:38:10,221 --> 00:38:12,213 maybe after the last one, you, uh... 820 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,762 Can I take your coat? 821 00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,867 Thought you'd never ask. 822 00:38:47,125 --> 00:38:49,117 - It's fake. - Mmm. 823 00:38:50,662 --> 00:38:53,274 But trust me... 824 00:38:53,298 --> 00:38:55,563 nothing else will be tonight. 825 00:39:15,453 --> 00:39:17,665 Matt, I heard something. 826 00:39:17,689 --> 00:39:19,500 What? Hmm? 827 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:20,935 I think someone's on the deck. 828 00:39:20,959 --> 00:39:22,837 It's just the wind, Kelly. 829 00:39:24,495 --> 00:39:26,006 I'm gonna call 911. 830 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:28,175 All right. 831 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,844 - There's someone outside. - All right, stay here. 832 00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:31,245 - I'll check it out. - Okay. 833 00:39:38,176 --> 00:39:39,804 Yes. Uh, we have an intruder. 834 00:40:04,335 --> 00:40:05,247 Matt, are you okay? 835 00:40:05,271 --> 00:40:06,829 Get the lights! Get the lights! 836 00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:11,565 Don't! 837 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:18,544 Oh, my God, it's Noah. 838 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:34,061 It's open. 839 00:40:40,338 --> 00:40:42,116 Maddy woke me up; I couldn't fall back to sleep, 840 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:44,200 so I figured I'd come check in on you. 841 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:47,288 Little midnight snack? 842 00:40:47,312 --> 00:40:48,956 Yeah, I thought. 843 00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,642 I, uh... I couldn't eat it. 844 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,429 I was talking to Donna. 845 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:57,464 She looks up a couple times a day, 846 00:40:57,488 --> 00:40:59,466 thinks she sees her dad. 847 00:40:59,490 --> 00:41:01,869 She knows he's gone, but... 848 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:04,705 she's haunted by him. 849 00:41:04,729 --> 00:41:07,174 Is that what you think I am, Steve, haunted? 850 00:41:07,198 --> 00:41:09,743 What about your big conspiracy theory, huh? 851 00:41:09,767 --> 00:41:11,345 I shouldn't have talked like that, Dylan, 852 00:41:11,369 --> 00:41:12,746 if it raised up your hopes. 853 00:41:12,770 --> 00:41:13,931 I'm sorry. 854 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,919 On the day my dad died, he, uh... 855 00:41:18,943 --> 00:41:21,055 he reminded me that he used to sing me to sleep 856 00:41:21,079 --> 00:41:22,222 when I was a little kid 857 00:41:22,246 --> 00:41:24,892 with that song, "Take Me Out To the Ballgame." 858 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:29,029 Even got me to sing it with him before the big wow finish. 859 00:41:29,053 --> 00:41:31,899 I'd forgotten how much we connected through baseball. 860 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:36,403 We used to play catch all the time. 861 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:39,306 We'd go to games, and, um... 862 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,608 and we'd read stories about it. 863 00:41:41,632 --> 00:41:43,577 Our favorite being The Natural. 864 00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:45,846 Oh, yeah, I saw the movie with Robert Redford. 865 00:41:45,870 --> 00:41:47,948 Story of a young man full of promise 866 00:41:47,972 --> 00:41:51,051 who gets shot by a woman, disappears, and then 867 00:41:51,075 --> 00:41:52,805 suddenly returns. 868 00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,190 Did I mention I got the passenger list? 869 00:41:56,214 --> 00:41:58,292 No. How'd you get that? 870 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,294 Airline's a client of Kelly's or something. 871 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:04,865 Anyway, that book is loosely based on a true story 872 00:42:04,889 --> 00:42:08,035 about a guy who played for Philadelphia in the 1940s. 873 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:09,203 Yeah, Roy Hobbs. 874 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,772 Forget about the story. What about the list? 875 00:42:11,796 --> 00:42:13,607 When the team was in a Chicago hotel, 876 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:14,975 they went to this woman's room. 877 00:42:14,999 --> 00:42:16,143 She shot him. 878 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:17,811 He battled for his life 879 00:42:17,835 --> 00:42:19,546 for a long time before coming back 880 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:20,814 to play the following season. 881 00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,716 Is your father on the list or not? 882 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:25,119 In the book, the guy's name was Roy Hobbs. 883 00:42:25,143 --> 00:42:26,787 But in real life, 884 00:42:26,811 --> 00:42:29,690 his name was Eddie Waitkus. 885 00:42:29,714 --> 00:42:32,650 That's Waitkus with a W. 886 00:42:39,757 --> 00:42:41,568 You think this is your father? 887 00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:43,288 I know it is.